I didn’t write it myself, I just found a picture on the internet. I know that this come from a book but unfortunately I don’t know the name of it I just like it a lot and simply wanted to share:
Read this to yourself. Read this silently.
Don’t move your lips. Don’t make a sound.
Listen to yourself. Listen wihtout hearing anything.
What a wonderfully weird thing, huh?
NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD!
SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND!
DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.
Now, hear a whisper. A tiny whisper.
Now, read this next line with your best crotchety-old-man voice:
“Hello there, sonny. Does your town have a post office? “
Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that?
It’s sure wasn’t yours!
How do you do that?
Must be magic.
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Love this! I read the old man part in the fakest old man voice I’ve ever heard! Haha
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